God damn Carl

Why would he take the stove with him?

Stroke simulator

actually he left his shit fire running when he left his cave that morning. they cook over dried human or animal turds

I bet he was on triple dose of afgan soap.

Che? Is that you?

He don’t know what a stove is

Nah, his wife/slave takes care of the stove. He forgot to lock his goat while his neighbor is at home.

These people cook with wood, there's no concept of stove in Islam.