Surprise mf

Blind man walks through a fish market that had cod hanging. He slams one with his face. Says "oh dear, pardon me, I'm blind". He keeps on walking, thinking to himself "daaaaammmn son, that was one tall woman"

Cause im taking a shit mylady. Welcome to 9 gag

They also deserve the sex you know..

Oh god... im dying and my wife hates me now

Cap?

Lizzie Velasquez

Guess she didnt see that coming