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vanbastolaer

Blind man walks through a fish market that had cod hanging. He slams one with his face. Says "oh dear, pardon me, I'm blind". He keeps on walking, thinking to himself "daaaaammmn son, that was one tall woman"

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gamalolix

Cause im taking a shit mylady. Welcome to 9 gag

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iamhung

They also deserve the sex you know..

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azkavirii

Oh god... im dying and my wife hates me now

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bloob1980

Cap?

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prynhawn

Lizzie Velasquez

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fabulous_cage

Guess she didnt see that coming

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joebloee

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