Today's history lesson

"My tits are down here"

It should still work nowadays, but too bad they are too pussy to try it.

Noice

Tiddies are magic

"And if you think my top is cute, you cannot execute" Summer, from Rick and Morty, and also probably this chick

White magic

Everyone thinks that the Greeks were to enlightened, but their blasphemy laws were insanely barbaric. That's why Socrates was executed.

The painting is modern

I the acused is a hoe, you must let her go