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Speaking of, when is the next season of "You" coming out?
I go hiking -> I find a new gf -> I fuck it -> the body gets cold -> I go hiking
While travelling in a foreign country for a few months I slept in the woods in the middle of nowhere halfway up a small mountain. I hiked to the nearest town to get an axe. On my journey back it was already dark again. Once out of town, down the only road that leads up to the mountain a car stopped asking if I wanted a ride. He insisted he'd take me exactly where I needed to be, but I explained the road only went so far and I'd have to climb and walk the rest of it through the woods. Which sounded strange to him why anyone would want to sleep outside in the woods in the freezing January nights. I just hoped he didn't ask what was in my bag. Because with my vague incentive and my estranged demeanor, as I didn't have any social contact for many weeks, if he had known the only thing I carried was an axe, there's no way it would not make me look like a serial killer as I asked him to just stop there at the small parking place as we drove in the pitch black woods.
I dont see the funny.
This is a solid joke!
how was your date? you could say it was a real killer