Mum : but Santa it is the wrong ho ho hole

What do you want for Christmas, Tommy?       I want a little brother!  "what“ ‘0” , t ,c— ..     ‘0...  Such a good santa

142 days for Christmas get ready to close your Chimneys >:)

Connor Stone @connorstonehere  Doctor: You shouldn't clean out your ears with Q—tips.  Me: Yeah obviously, anyone who does that is an idiot.  In my head: Except me. I clean my ears with Q-tips the smart way.

Cotton swap

I went out to buy bread and when I saw her I decided to steal it!  V34

Arrest me officer ... please arrest me

When you  recogn‘ized VOW fathers vo‘n’ce  ibeh‘n’ndﬁthe wall,m V  ,0         ) Im' Q "wzvr‘wx (i?) 41“":1  I *Eii‘s mé problem? It's ptobably me ﬁrst time In her  life she didn‘t disappoint him.

Then there is this

Normally when I get a game for free I don't value it very much, and usually get bored very soon. OMG WHAT A GAME!!! Was not expecing this level of immersion. Totally absorbed. Thanks Ubi, today you were pretty cool

Tako time

I present Belgium, ugliest houses in the world.

Every 5th grader be like..

Ouch

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