"what the f**k is happening, is this for real" is a total mood when you finally have sex with your crush...

And then you woke up and realized you were late for work.

"to make even the densest of idiots to get laid" - i can confirm that this is not true.

"What would mom do?" got me seriously, thanks OP

Can confirm.

So youre saying that the seks is random?!?! What a fucking RNG game, i want my money back

That's how ever time I had sex went lol

I'm about to turn 22 and I'd love this but maybe stop being a fat shit first.

yea no... i've had about 3 moments in my life where i could've gotten lucky but didn't. it's more of a "you dense motherfucker" moment.

I love it when make a post like this based on a comment. good job.