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a_new_specie

Can we just start the United Federation of Planets already? Vulkans can join later.

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thereisnodata

MD? As in Moldova?

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ring_o_round

My country has a candidate status from 2005. I was 18 then, im 36 now

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directex

Oh yeah , the most corrupt country on the whole continent is coming to the union! Break out the fine China or our new members might take it anyway. What a huge win is that a country with corruption levels comparable to Russia that is undergoing a war is joining , imagine the countless things they can do like: 1)Take EU money and spread it between themselfs (oligarchs). 2)Leach as much as humanly possible to "rebuild their country" (if there is anything left to rebuild that is). 3) Last but not least , best hookers in all of Europe AND with the added bonus of traveling with just an ID card. It's like a dream come true , we got Bulgaria 2.0 but this time its even shittier. Noice!

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arschteurer

"So many trolls getting butthurt" ... fixed it. 9gag in a nutshell

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klozofff

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pygmeanie

It's a shitty idea to change the flag everytime a state joins, so there are 12 stars on the EU flag (in 1996 it had been exactly 12 member states).

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pantywhisperer

It's not getting butthurt, there are also legitimate reasons not to want this. Especially if you're from Northwestern Europe. We have to pay for them as well, as we do for all East Europe already. They're corrupt as fuck. After all these years and trillions later, we only managed to make Poland have a descent economy. East Europe is worthless.

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divljasvinja

more cheap labor for Germany, at least you are white, so you have that going for you

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jdsmodes01

Why would anyone give a shit about countries with sub 150 billion GDPs joining an economic alliance? I am sorry, I do have to mention Moldova in it's own sentence: sub 12 billion. A real powerhouse. Expect Ukraine's gdp to drop when the US stops using it as money laundering hub in 2024. More countries for germany to bail out.

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