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ey1luvajamaican

Not here to ruin the joke as I think it's funny but my therapist told me not to wear my colored eye contacts because then she couldn't derive viable information from the dialation of my pupils and eye movement related stuff that can be critical to her job. So like 30 seconds tops they'd know lol

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cbhickenlooper

That is a thing I could do with a money. IF I HAD ONE!!!

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sushiyogurt

or perhaps the therapist would know right away, but decided to waste your time anyway so you keep paying

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pedrakhan

he never talks to me :(

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bigbluebox

"So how long have you two been together?"

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ratatwisker

Therapists don’t care they will give you useless pointless advice so long until you get tired and decide to break up anyway

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johnsylvania

"Haha! We got you! You didn't even realize we were paying you hundreds of dollars without actually needing it!"

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deadbeat06

Geh!! There are no girls on 9gag..

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highest_ground

"How long have you known each other?" Oof. That was quick

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touchatou

It’s like she doesn’t even know me

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