B*tches assemble!

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Claymore Roomba got me every time

Are we there yet

. Umberlee168 - 6h  9 ' *. 8Awards  A white missionary was visiting an African tribe. After a year of sharing the same village, the chieftain's wife gave birth...to a white baby.  The Chieftain was enraged and called for the preacher's death. The missionary attempted to caIm the chief, asking him to take a walk with him through the village to cool his head and talk about the situation.  As the men walked, they passed by a field full of sheep. All the sheep in the fieid were white save one, a little black sheep‘ "See?" the pastor said, pointing to the animals: "these types of things happen in nature from time to time."  The chief paused and seemed to be deep in thought. At last he leaned toward the missionary and whispered under his breath, "All right——| won't say anything about the baby if you don‘t say anything about the sheep."  6) Reply . 2.7K @

Idk what the title should be tbh

Agitated hairless chimpanzee

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When you’re still a virgin in your 305, and a nympho girl  agrees to have sex with you     During the sex

When you have no experience and the girl puts straight on the 5th gear

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