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crawlingflour

She actually wanted to do something sexual with you

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mr__fortyseven

I'm 28 and some of the things happened to me when I was in uni when I was 20-21.... My uni college squad had 2 girls and a guy, total 4 including me. We used to study and spend time at my place since it was a good place ( landlord not living nearby). I was so stupid, both the girls always flirted with me everyday, kissed in my chicks, we literally laid togather (casually) while she was hugging me... Stupid me never understood a thing. Now I randomly gets those flashbacks and regret about not making any moves back then. Yes I'm still a virgin. My God I'm still stupid.

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strokemywookie

You will regret this your whole life, enjoy.

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robli22

One of us...

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apatheticff7512

The advantage of being undesirable is that I never had to go through this. I do have some cringe memories still unfortunately but they're small and inconsequential things.

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the_muruguy

Good job 9gagger. The female peoples only want one thing, and it’s the yucky seks!!!

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dudewhat_meme

It was like 10pm when after a date she asked me to come upstairs to have a coffee and I said no I can't drink coffee at this hour I wouldn't sleep all night and left. At that time I was even like wtf, coffee at night, is she stupid? Oh well, guess who's stupid lol

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neinneinhappy

Now be careful. The other side of not reading signs is reading signs when there isnt any. That shit can cost you.

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voldiusdaaagh

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hkjericho

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