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bu7z

He was told, "say no to drugs!" and the bag of shrooms said "Maybe slow down a bit, save some for tomorrow?"

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ipping54

No he did not, for sure lol

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mangochameleon

TONY!

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zedka9

I swear true biblical respresentations are some lovecraftian things.

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swagonis

Is that Naruto in his 9 tails form?

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god_of_savage

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d4nk_punkfour20

Wheel Angel tho

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senorcato

Oraphim - Wheelies with Eyes Seraphim - Wings with face Malakim - The boring one Cherubim - Abomination

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omay_wa_mo

I’ve spoken about this before... Artists make renditions based on the available technology at the time or immediately base it off of mythological/supernatural creatures... But if you read it and think of the possibility that technologically advanced civilisations visited earth and Ezekiel... it makes more sense. Bible: a chariot of fire descended from the heavens Me: an air/spacecraft Bible: it had wheels within wheels Me: a tire with a rim... Bible: to the front, a sapphire shield protected its rider Me: the cockpit.... Bible: 2 riders with a head of an ox, a lion and an eagle. Me: nice helmet bro Bible: they had straight legs but at the feet were hoofs Me: cool shoes bro Bible: along the sides of the belly of the chariot, had many eyes Me: ok so people were inside looking out the window as they would an airplane Bible: it’s rear blazed with fire and screeched like an eagle Me: nice engines bro Happy new year. *takes shrooms... flys away in a chariot of fire*

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