Mom instincts be like.

...she wants you to come to the kitchen... Your 'yeah' isn't helping her chop this, move that, clean this other thing, is it?

I read that YEAH in James Hetfield's voice

Fixed that for ya

So in order for her to hear you every time just say yea whatever

She ist simply top lazy to come to your rooms So you have to Go to her Solution : ignore her If IT IS Importamt enough, she will come to you

Selective hearing, plus he's actively ignoring you so you'll go to her and "help her".

Lol

She can hear you screaming "harder daddy" when you think you're being discreet

"What did you just say?! Say that again, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?! " man it's like getting Vietnam flashbacks

You are supposed to go see her. You can spend 2 minutes on your mother. She gave you life. You owe her that much.