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feel__it

That's not how the brain prepares to sleep

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warnebring

A bedtime paradox so strong that bam ! Instant moustache !

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kopi1hun

A self reference is the best you can do?

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love_sasquatch

I wish I had a dad like that or any father figure for that matter.

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indianhippie

That’s not a paradox actually

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mainfold

If you forget about it, you both keep it and don't, without both

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oxygens04

@thatgirlkenni damn I want a bedtime paradox

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_boostedrival

Wait what? XD

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feldmarschall

I will tell you a paradox by not telling you a paradox.

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klausk

Then what is it? I'm commenting on a technicality in the grammar. He's technically just declaring what his new year's resolution is not ("X is not Y", X being subject, Y being object. (Subject and object is what they're called in my country, can't say if the terms are named differently in english)). The proper grammar is "My new year's resolution is to not keep my new year's resolution". Here, the "not" gets included in the "Y" part, letting him declare what his resolution is, instead of declaring what his resolution is not

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