I can't be the only one who'd much rather have meat than cake or chocolate... Movie night with the girls: they got Ben and Jerry's, while while I've made spareribs and teriyaki sticks
*with a unrelated picture of a minion
Exercise? I thought you said Extra Fries wubwubwub
Chocolate is actually a good thing to eat, in small quantities, it has its benefits...unfortunately my fucking brain doesn't understand the "small quantities" part so I end up eating 2000 calories worth of chocolate in a day sometimes, hell there are days I don't even want food, I just want chocolate, food just feels gross...why is chocolate so delicious...
Zu vino sag ich nie no
You forgot the minion
Talk to me about how funny the frog is on wed