First Valentine's Day. She's a keeper.

Embrace your size, large or fun size!

How is she a keeper? Unless you agree you are fun-sized...

That means all her friends and her female relatives have already laughed at your tiny dick behind your back.

Fat couple for sure

Nice OP Good luck. Enjoy the Sex.

So you posted this just to tell us you have a tiny penis?

She’s got a great sense of humour!! Have fun op!

OP tried to write like a girl for this.