Actually, not that bad

"My wife and I's friend"? Jesus that's awkward grammar.

Fission tho, right? So not a 10/10 joke. Like 8/10 maybe.

“I’s” is never correct grammar.

"My wife's and my friend" - would be correct grammar imho

twitter shit. have my downvote!

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

Of all things that never happened, this never happened the most

They absolutely must serve fission chips with mushy peas.

Your wife has a friend ....