Spaghetti

Is this a joke I'm too inductive to understand?

I love breaking in half. So the whole thing can fit in the pot and I don't want to spin my spaghetti on the fork for 2 hours

As long you don't break the pasta in half like a barbarian.

Don't forget to break it in half!

Me waiting for the water to boil:

I am waiting just now

you can put it immediately in the water

Like my Mama used to tell "Always get the bigger pot. You do not want to eat burnt spaghetti"

Why do you have to wait? Cant you just put it in while it heats up?