Didn't know that the film runs for 14 hours

If you start Forrest Gump at 10:38:57 on New Year's Eve you can ring in the new year with Lieutenant Dan.

What: if I ‘, Morpheus , "What. if I told y ""

You're in the matrix, dummy

A baby monkey with a baby lion and tiger

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Why not?

Kung-fu Kat

I am back !

'It's ﬁne. Bethany, we can retouch it.. You don't have to jump'     Bethany over there gettin' ruptured.

Beths poor ankles....

A       “If we pull this off, we’ll eat like kings.”

Just random jokes

Me waking up to a negative paternity test after 7 months of manipulation and stress. *exhales*

Peter Griffin teacher a year and a half later