When you're into bondage but on a budget

You are stealing BDSM devices from turtles!!!

Hey, it works for the turtles

Haha try to say it three times in a row. Budget Bondage Budget Bondage Budget Bondage

I never was and never will be into being dominated by anyone. Sexual or otherwise

Or you're a horny alcoholic.

Oh yeah daddy. Choke me like a wild bird with uncut plastic rings.

Don't forget belts