Steering Committee: How many steering wheels do you want? Customer : Yes Steering committee :

Sorry, that are not steering wheels afaik. That are valves.

I am assuming there was zero tolerance for alcohol on board.

What about valves?

Remember kids, control room doesn't mean cockpit. Yes they're valves for "controlling" stuff, not for steering. Doesn't make it any less of a control room.

Your girlfriend mood adjustment panel.

Like taking to a woman.

"hey, recruit!" " as a first task, go turn the valve in the valve-room"

Seriously op?

Nice to see they had windows in that submarine.