You know.... Girls

Yes, because they are weak and fragile and need to be protected and they also fart butterflies and poop rainbows. This is written by and for people who consider women unicorns.

They don't maintain eye contact with me because I am hard to look at.

So i am a girl in love... good to know.

horseshit.. just not true and not funny

“Alright this guy!”

I call Bullshit for 100

that’s not a girl thing, it’s an introvert thing