Cats are jerks

said the stray cat

Who put all this junk in my toilet?

I love it when people are surprised that cats are assholes. Wtf did you expect, a dog?

Every choice has its consequences. So ginger, honey, soy sauce, sesame seeds...

I love cocaine

How can you expect a cat to understand that when he digs the sand must not leave the area of the box...get a big box.

It's not their fault that you're unable to teach them properly...

The fuck kind of shit box for shit is this?