And I still do

I doubt that, whoever brought the chilli would have known already it burns the ass.

You know, we don’t have to broadcast every thought we have onto the internet. Some things can be private.

Me, i find joy in knowing that one time aristocrats shits on their own castle walls.

"They both shit through the same windows." An old expression. Really.

People tend to think people in the middle ages were stupid

Never had chili burns between the buns. It is hot when eating and maybe discomfort during digestion. Nothing on the loo though.