stepmother who is jealous of her beauty  Snow white

Skin black as ebony, hair white as snow, or was it the other way around?

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It was his hat Mr. Krabs, he was #1 - Spongebob on Bulbasaur, probably

The Craigslist @Mr_$iems1984  I helped my neighbor out with something this morning and she said to me "I could marry you". I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.

Neighbors...

He was the best meme of all times. RIP

when you see a gif of a girl slowly removing her top and the titties actually pop out and it's not a rick roll

Show me your best

Technically, Moses was the first person to download ﬁles from the cloud to a tablet

Technically

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You've been crucified

Tubs gets pets :D

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Mandatory repost Kudos to @kernelwizard

IDUN'T MEASURE A THING  WHEN I CUUH...  IUUST SPRINHLE & ADD STUFF UNTIL | HEAR THE SPIRIT OF MY  ANDESTDRS WHISPER "THAT'S ENOUGH CHILD"